2:34 a.m.

ok i just had to get that out of my system, and i wanted to dedicate a full little entry to the state from whose loins i was created, and the fact that i even used the word loins is a sign that ive been here just long enough to get those old ashpay juices flowin again. awesome.

so here i am ma peeps, for the one maybe two people who have ever read my site, i am back biatch (prospect of constant updates...is iffy at this point) but nevertheless, im sad that its been over a year since my last update. and that there will only be a few entries before 04 is no more (rhymage, how awesome am i). po' 04. so the holidays...came and went, with no palpable change in excitement...which is boo no fun. oh except on monday night, with the discovery of jkrowling.com, which is the best effing site ever JULY 16TH BABY i am counting down. ok im realizing this entry has no point. im sorry for wasting your time, i just dont have much to say right now, and im babbling like a brook in april. maybe may? when do brooks typically babble? when is peak babbling time for maximum babblage? for some reason that sounds a little dirty to me...probably another sign of hp retox. retox is not a word, but if it were/is, i would assume it means like the reintroduction into a former state, like if you were on mars, you would retox when you came back to earth to get all the mars juices off you and the earth juices back on you. but yes, finding inappropriate meanings in fairly unoffensive writing is definitely a sign of this man. juices...heehee

bitches!! whats up with my lack of tagboard?? i just noticed! no more intimate love confessions between franz kafka (be careful if you get him pissed, he'll smite you with metaphor fists) and captain barboosssa and the good times with all sorts of inappropriate people. daaemmn. (the e was added for extra emphasis and a possible gutteral noise or two)

babblin retox - 2004-12-28
thats jersey for you biiiatch - 2004-12-28
i <3 chubby christmas trees - 2003-12-05
peeling (oranges) - 2003-11-20
the strange but true colors of summer liz - 2003-07-29

drops of february

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