6:05 p.m.

sorry for such a late entry since i kno that all of u, and by all i mean hopefully 1 person, check my site everday, longing to read another one of the fascinatng tribulations that make up the vivid life of liz.

well didnt liz have an interesting vacation.

i must say it all started with a near death experience. oh the agony! the fear was racing through my mind as i watched my life pass before my eyes while i read the shocking news. in dire fear of my mortality, i tried to compose myself after realizing the graveness of the situation at hand. no i was not held at gunpoint, mugged, robbed, or any of the common and unalarming near death expriences. oh it was far worse. it was glue. no this wasnt your happy go lucky elmers glue (with the horse on the label...oh the sick sardonic humor!!) nor was it the paste we used as children, happily ingesting it while gluing down valentines hearts in kindergarten (yes a nice minty taste i recall). no, this was special heavy duty industrial glue, the glue that was proven to be cancerous in california (only cancerous when opened in california or discovered in california? oh the amibiguity...) and further perusal of the warning label (that occupied the entire tube of glue with its immese length) revealed that not only did this glue cause chronic life threatening diseases but exposure could also lead to liver and kidney damage. the trepidation consumed me as i stared in shock at the glue that i had just tried to open, the glue that i currently had on my hands that i had foolishly passed over with nonchalance, and the glue that was dangerously close to the nasal area. jumping and yelling i desperately seeked a device to wipe this fatal glue upon, screaming for a napkin or tissue, while dana was laughing and overtaken with mirth from the seemingly amusing scene. now if i ever develop cancer, have liver or kidney failure, or die within the next week or so you will all know it stemmed from killer glue. beware the killer glue, folks.

well aside from near fatal experiences, liz also partook in the fun that is all-state band. oh the joy. must admit, i fulfilled a few life-long goals with my stephanie tanner breakthrough. yes i also recall being told to play with the attitude that we were viciously ingesting small domestic animals. that we were to go into taco bell and not ask for a boring taco but to ask for the chihuahua and eat him. oo i shudder with the disturbing mental images that come to mind. dr. jack stamp you can be a frightening man, and are a darrell hammond/dick cheney look-alike.

oh the sadness! the olympics have drawn to a close...i shall definitely miss jinxing all the us olympians by viewing their events live. im sorry apolo, michelle, bode...i really screwed you guys up there with that calamitous mistake.

today the birds stopped singing, the sun lay hidden behind the clouds of despair, and the world stopped turning for a minute in time. apolo passed away today. oh the sadness. oh the touching funeral amongst the final resting place of others with similar fates. we will truly miss him... we have surely lost one of the greatest champions of our time, and his untimely death had to occur after his 2 great achievements in previous events. at least maybe he died happy and with the taste of what it was like to be a winner in his shamefully short yet admirable lifetime. btw im talking about our egg for the physics project. (who else could i be speaking of?!)

todays entry is dedicated to the ipulator of men. just because the manipulator was requesting with too much fervor not to mention you. it was conspiracy, sabotage, rivalry, all that is deemed ugly and wrong, and i could not bear to see you fall into the clutches of such sins! yes it is for your own good...

babblin retox - 2004-12-28
thats jersey for you biiiatch - 2004-12-28
i <3 chubby christmas trees - 2003-12-05
peeling (oranges) - 2003-11-20
the strange but true colors of summer liz - 2003-07-29

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