6:32 p.m.

i was sucked into the mass of oblivion that is route 17 on Saturday. the ominous blackness served as our portal into another dimension of ambiguous internet directions and dead ends that end in deserted factories. various expletives were shouted in our confusion as the attempted mergers littered the parkway as we ambled at a steady 45 mph. tension and frustration pervaded the entire car (brave lanny) as we drove in countless circles around Paramus park mall. the internet site direction people must take some sort of sardonic joy in ruining peoples driving excursions with menacing back streets and road blocks, as some sort of evil payback for insolently asking for directions. oo the evilness.

ahhhh finally!!! spring has graced its presence upon the world as it is christened with the sweet scent of cherry blossoms and dew. and joy no allergies yet! so i enjoyed the opportunity of skipping in the grass (that was quite poo-infested) to its extreme and got very dizzy while spinning and basking in the warmth. quite heavenly really....

ahh contrary to popular belief, there actually are some freaks that take the staircases instead of indolently stepping onto an elevator. wut kind of sick people are out there? oo yes learned this vital lesson on Saturday as i snuck into the stairwell for a haven from the gross musicness and found myself lipsynching to goo goo dolls with utmost fervor as i see a glimmer of light that is the door opening and find myself face to face with a complete stranger. ah the humiliation.

quote of the day: “viruses are forever...like diamonds!” haha yes health class is great as we learn of the wonderful sti’s (yess stI’s, not std’s all you folks lacking in knowledge of sexually transmitted infections). our talk is just littered with great expressions such as “double-liver destruction” and such.

fickle weather leaves me in a state of ambivalent wistfulness. these abrupt mood swings of freezing rain to enveloping sunshine are too much for my simple human body to intake. i feed on the sunlight much like some green plant life form; its unhealthy to be so addicted to something...

babblin retox - 2004-12-28
thats jersey for you biiiatch - 2004-12-28
i <3 chubby christmas trees - 2003-12-05
peeling (oranges) - 2003-11-20
the strange but true colors of summer liz - 2003-07-29

drops of february

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