5:32 p.m.

detained in the most monotonous class of all (aka history) i could feel my eyelids droop with the weight of the thick boredom that pervaded the classroom. head nodding i was happily drifting away into a most delightful trance when all of a sudden i hear a noise that suspiciously sounds like kermit. abruptly awoken by this peculiarity, i turn around to find the source and validate my presumption, but to my surprise the nasally "hrmmmm" was not uttered by our small green friend, but rather by our large and intimidating history teacher. this revelation causes an immediate reaction of hysterical laughter, which i was struggling to control since all unnecessary emotions are forbidden within the deadened gates of our academic torture. painfully aware that i am emitting odd frog-like sounds in this attempt, i automatically convert to the renowned 'pretend you are choking when actually dying of laughter'. therefore i hack out a couple of coughs as a sad excuse for my outburst and shudder with the thought of what my teacher would have done had i not restrained myself...

clutching my wallet and my cramping stomach, i valiantly walk/run across the mall, creating an extremely weird sight for others as i look like a wounded penguin, but caring nonetheless. never had i actually perceived the great lengths of the palisades mall before this sad trek...sure it looks big outside as you loftily circle in your car, but on foot it has to be at least a couple miles long. i could feel the sharpened knives of oxygen depravation jabbing into me but i was strong and i continued to waddle along. and all for a cd, which no one seems to sell. wah.

so after watching romeo and juliet, i find myself ensnared in that horrendous thing known as rhyme. yes, i began to think in rhyme for about an hour, and i was on the verge of insanity. the '-est' ending also found its way attached to any verb i uttered (i.e. thou knowest i am not insane/ the cursed rhyme has ensnared my brain). after ten minutes you really start to hate yourself. so to remedy this affliction i watched some mind-numbing cartoons and am now indebted to nickelodeon for airing senseless programs. thank you.

btw clockstoppers is a great movie! yes, sadly it is true i spend my friday nights watching nickelodeon kiddie movies...at least the theater was so packed with children that my view was not blocked by annoyingly tall heads...

well happy holidays folks and i must say I am a bit grieved at the fact that i shall receive no multicolored plastic eggs filled with various delectable cadbury chocolate treats this year...but all is well for i have my orange chocolate to satiate my appetite for sugar...

babblin retox - 2004-12-28
thats jersey for you biiiatch - 2004-12-28
i <3 chubby christmas trees - 2003-12-05
peeling (oranges) - 2003-11-20
the strange but true colors of summer liz - 2003-07-29

drops of february

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